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In Nurses We Trust (and elect the opposite)

I found a new twitter account by the Spectator Index posting funny lists based on polls, studies etc. Such as: how long you have to work to buy a burger. One last week was a Gallup poll asking (U.S.) Americans how they judge the ethics of professionals. A nice piece of unscripted satire.

Here's the tweeted list.

 You should have trust in your nurse


Keeping in mind that such lists are not optimal (e.g. when summarising the World Happiness Report data) and polls are not necessarily representative, the group Americans hold highest in regard are nurses.

This makes sense. The U.S. is the only country among the most-developed ones that lack otherwise common standards such as universal health care (or in the words of the Free: socialistic repression leading to dictatorship). You, hence, do need to trust your nurses. (S)He may be underpaid (some are much better paid than in Europe, though, the upside when only rich people come to a certain hospital), overworked, but it may be the only person coping for you, when the insurance doesn't cover the doctor's bill.

Number of gun-related incidents, monitored by the Gun Violence Archive. A happy New Year to everyone.

Common reasons for needing a hospital and nurses you can trust are not only uncontrolled guns (as we Europeans usually would think, just 30k casualties per year, < 700 in 2019 so far) or evil immigrants coming via the southern border (as the #MAGA-manious think, no tangible data available). Even cars, only foreign ones of course, kill a bit more than guns. [Question: Does the 2nd Amendment applies for driving an SUV?] But the real enemy of the state are legal, not rarely prescribed, drugs.

Source: #FakeNews/ #LiberalScience, here: National Institute of Drug Abuse (NIDA). Keep the government shut down, fire all scientists! May #RealScience prevail!

Trust your friendly (and legal) drug dealer


Looking at these figures, it's surprising that still 2 of 3 Americans trust their doctors and pharmacists. Both representing (for more than one reason) the real drug lords of the U.S. of A (not pot then heroine, Oxycodone and alike get you hooked for hard stuff). And they all live already on the American side of Trumpelchen's dream-wall (2016)/-fence (2019; never said, Mexico will really pay for it).

This graph goes till 2013, when the USA still had a president. Want to read more? Check out NIDA's testimonies to Congress (don't tell Trumpelchen, he may find a tangible reason to declare State of Emergency).

But in contrast to the butchering hordes of (southern, but keep an eye on Ogdenvillians) immigrants (why else would you consider a national emergency, look at the numbers, and BiBOTUS announced another caravan is forming, much, much bigger than those before), prescribing opiates and amphetamines is not criminal. Just a teensy-weensy bit unethical to e.g. prescribe Ritalin for each little kid that is a bit over-active and supplies a couple of adults to function (according to a 2011 report about 5 Mio Americans used it for "non-medicinal purposes" [DEA-PDF]; but don't claim you donate them to Romania, or the DEA will get conspicuous).

Good old days: When America was still great, despite the lack of a tremendously beautiful wall to keep drugs out (85% of the World total was domestic use and production, truly great; see this PBS report).

Going down: journalists


At the bottom of the list, the usual suspects these days.

Having watched American news, I do understand that only 1 out of 3 trust journalists, because most people working for American TV news (or news channels) are at best infotainers. And it's difficult to find free, unbiased press. However, you find them in unlikely places: I once read a very good article in a local Nebraskan paper about the working conditions of (often illegal) Latin American immigrants cleaning the meat factories at night to make, maybe, also the president's steak great again.

Entertainers entertain, they don't have real ethical issues in their line of work (unless, they start molesting co-workers, but that's not part of the job description, is it?). If the infotainer claiming to be a journalist works for Fox "News", it's a very easy job. Because you don't need to check up on any rumour, or, God be with you, Unfaithful, get the facts. A medley.


Checking facts before disseminating a story used to be a part of journalism, now it's fairly restricted to a subcategory called "investigative journalism" (Wikipedia/GIJN). As foxy-tainer, you just spill out what comes to your mind, ideally (you want to attract viewers to sell ads) the exact opposite of truth. Or reason, put the Common Sense on the IUCN Red List!

When I was a kid, we were told this is lying. Now, it's called ...
  • ... "real news", because actual news, telling the opposite, are always "fake news", sheeple!
  • ... "true news", when no-one else has heard of it and there's no evidence whatsoever, it must be true (#DeepState, #DrainTheSwamp; Shitter is just the best resource for a quick dive into alternative realities).
  • ... "alternative facts", when everyone knows, it's must be a lie, but you still like to feel good (or bad; remember Gingrich explaining that pants-on-fire lie of campaign Trumpitytrump: it's only important how the people feel it is, not what it is). 
And isn't Untruth (I thought, we Germans invented the word, but it exists in English) the twin sister of Truth? So awfully hard to take them apart (in fact it's easy for the English-speaking, if Fox News claims Hüh' and, e.g., the BBC points out, Hott, it's 100% that Hott is the truth; but when Fox News and, e.g., CNN, agree or applaud, there's a chance it's just neoliberal elite bias).

The analysis of the Political Compass for the last presidential run-off. I wonder what nurses prefer (84% high or very high ethics), but there's no enigma regarding the preference of unethical bankers (27%) and lawyers (19%) – just look at the choice America had.


Bankers and lawyers, why would you trust them?


Of course, we all know you can't trust your banker. So, 2 of 3 Americans must have their money buried under a tree or hidden under the floor panels like in the good old days. Banks are only for rich people, for mere physical reasons, which eliminates most of us. Those wearing proudly #MAGA hats believe that only "Crooked Hillary" was a bank lobbyist, hence, the Ryan tax reform, which will help the poor beggars (yes?) and all Big Money donations go of course only to Democrats, never Republicans.

The current "Leader of the Free World" depended (and will depend again) heavily on the goodwill of not too ethical bankers, given his family's main line of business (his "Swedish" daddy laid the foundations with tax-payers money after the War, naturally involving a typical, for the Trump family, law suit [PDF]). Don't point fingers! Who do you hire to sell your house? An honest real estate agent or one who buries a potential buyer in a lot of alternative facts? And when there's a risk, do you use your own money, or would you go to the bank and then file bankruptcy, if the business goes south?

Only logic that Trumpelchen hired one of those unethical bankers as his Secretary of Treasury. Who else could "drain the swamp" if not the Swampthing itself?



And you wouldn't trust lawyers. Why Trumpelchen, like many of his fellow compatriots, hires and fires (and always had to hire) a lot of them (including the kind who sells you off to the next-best Witchdoctor [latest spin], telling "lies" to save their necks after decades of friendship). Suing is a national sport in the U.S. and the inspiration for some very entertaining TV series (from Judge Judy to Boston Legal, love both). You want to hire an unethical as possible lawyer to get the most out of it, e.g, when you put your dog in the microwave to dry it.

Which, by the way, is an urban myth [ThoughCo/Snopes], we still like to tell on my side of the Big Lake to make fun of you. Just in case, here's the real story, guess who's behind it, and the genuine site of the "True [literally, not as in 'true news'] Stella Awards" (awarded from 2002–2007). In reality, you need them for more natural cases, like when your neighbour's kid drowns in your pool (one of many advertisements). And there's no Interstate in the Land of the Great without billboards for lawyers promising suing the hell out of your car accident.



Current composition of the Unethical Congress.

Hitting rock-bottom: the MoC


But the most revealing result of the poll, is the scum who beats them all: members of Congress.

Only 8% of Americans in the poll gave them high or very high ethics. After having elected them into office. And you tell me, democracy doesn't work. In democracies, people do get a government that fits them, don't blame it on others.

The number is not that low when you think about. A rough calculation experiment.

Let's say half of America doesn't vote, not because they are too lazy to, or state laws prevent (or prevented) them from exercising their constitutional rights. [Side-question: Is there a single black person in Florida carrying around a gun and still being eligible to vote?] But because they don't trust the usual choice: a maybe somewhat liberal + neoliberal Democrat (like Hillary) vs. a conservative + neoliberal (or plain fascist) Republican (like Donald).


Leaves 50% of American who may trust their MoC.

The beauty of the Anglo-Saxon election systems is that you have no representative representation in parliaments. For example, many American women have no same-gender representative at all.

A possible reason for the poor ethics of the U.S. Congress. Lack of female MoC. The women in 13 states (including two not that small ones) have no representation at all.

Let's say, half of the Democratic voters (who make up, these days, 55–65% of the electorate, but are not that well distributed in the heavily gerrymandered congressional districts and empty states) get a Republican representative/senator, which they think is a bigot bull-shitter. No insult intended, just summing up. And half of the Republican voters (the remaining 35–45%) a liberal/communist worshipper of Satan, i.e. a Democrat. Again, no insult intended, just blending into the language on 'true news' portals. [PS Bigot prototype Jones, 'true' newser, Trumpelchen promised to make him proud when he's president, is apparently back on Fac(/k)ebook after being banned for some time. Bless the 1st Amendment, protecting the freedom of shit-chatting the untruth.]


Just because of the system, we are easily down to 1 out of 4 Americans having confidence in their pick. Now, 8% granted their pick high or very high ethics. This leaves c. 1 out of 6 Americans who wilfully elect somebody into office, thinking he (it's usually a he in those cases, see also map above) can't live up to high ethical standards.


A question one has to ask one self


And not only Americans. If you've realised your politicians live by poor ethical standards, why do we have so many lawyers and bankers in our freely elected parliaments and so very few, if any at all, nurses?

The apparent solution to restore confidence in the American democracy, the shining example we all admire, is straightforward.

In the future, don't go for orange-backs and alike. 
Just put (elect) nurses into positions of (political) power. 

Given that more women than men are nurses, this also will get a centuries-old injustice right (map above): men pretending working for a better life of all Americans, i.e. including women.


Female underrepresentation in the German and French parliaments (why I believe it's time to strip men from all voting rights for some time to give women a well-deserved break).


And since the 80s are back full-throttle: Pick a female nurse for president, put her in costume and she will have no troubles getting good deals from the old (or ancient-minded) alpha-men reigning elsewhere (much in contrast to your current orange-back).

PS Don't forget to elect the one or other nice doctor/pharmacist to avoid real anti-drug legislation cutting you of from Mother's Little Helpers.


3 comments:

  1. You hit the nail on the head as we Germans say :-) Regarding sad gun data check out this wonderful data driven website of the LA Times.
    https://homicide.latimes.com/year/all
    Click more to get to the options.
    16465 homicide victims in LA county since year 2000 as of today. 12697 of them gun shot victims :-(. And of those 11500 are men. There are also filters for ethnicity but I won't get into that.

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  2. Also interesting that the US media isn't mentioning most of the homicides anymore. They are not a front page story. I stumbled over the LA Times homicide website by pure coincidence and was truly shocked to see these numbers. Until then I only knew about the very few cases reported in the regular news.

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    1. I think this has two reason: one is really, it's so common, it's too normal for coverage.
      I found it quite interesting than in the Californian TV, the main local TV station (CBS2; not Fox Fake News) covered in their news flash some burning condominion life for half an hour, than repeated and updated the story in every later segment (that was before the big fire season last year, first fire of the year is still a story) but the everyday shootings in greater LA were just a short notice and international news 5-minutes in the evening emission. Then a 30-min special summarising all news around that condominion.

      The other thing is: Democratic or Republican, "liberal" or "conservative", you don't want to mess with the 2nd Amendmend; see the graphics in this post: Visualising U.S. gun legislation, and mapping politics, economics, and population.
      If everyone would be bombarded with the death toll on a daily basis (most casualities are people shooting themselves or others by accident; see the Gun Violence Archive's maps and documentation), the 2nd Amendment would fall. And that would be very bad not only for American business (local main companies fund the campaigns of whoever is projected to win, Democrat or Republican), who else is going to buy the German guns?

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